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This show is going to run forever!

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[Jessica] Tonight on Murder, She Wrote.

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What we're dealing with here
is a perfect crime.

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The entire company will have you to thank

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when the show closes.

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He smells blood.

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He's circling like a vulture.

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Everybody's a critic.

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Consider yourself an arrested person.

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Actors and rewrites-

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that's a worse combination
than drinking and driving.

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Pow! Right in the kisser!

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-That's it!
-Jessica!

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After all we've been through!

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[cheerful orchestral music]

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Good evening.

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Elliot Easterbrook with
your live at 5:00 mini-cam

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at the woolcott theatre.

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Do you know that it has been said

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that the theater is a temple?

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If so, it is a temple
which has frequently worshipped

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false gods.

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Only time and astute critical judgment

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will tell if Mainely Murder ,

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which opens here tomorrow night,

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will honor the gods
or yet again profane them.

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You and I have the benefit
of meeting the show's creators

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before they have to face
the critical faculty.

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With us this evening

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are producer Shayna Grant,
who, in the past,

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has brought us such unforgettable evenings

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in the theater as the musical biography

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of Louis XVI,

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Heads, you lose.

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524 performances, Elliot.

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And J.B. Fletcher, whose book
Murder comes to Maine

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forms the basis of this play.

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And don't you look just like
a mystery writer from Maine?

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Thank you.

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Those are two things
of which I'm very proud.

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Yes, and neophyte playwright,
Walter Knapf,

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who has adapted Mrs. Fletcher's
book to the stage.

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Mr. Knapf, you must be terribly excited

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to see your opus go straight to Broadway.

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Uh, yes, I'm, uh... I'm thrilled.

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I'm-- excited-- that's the word.

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Yes, and you must be exhausted

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from doing all those rewrites
you're working on?

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No, rewrites, Elliot.

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The play works like a dream.

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Mrs. Fletcher, I must tell you

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that I'm not particularly
interested in mysteries.

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However, there's one that intrigues me:

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how a neophyte playwright
was able to convince

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an experienced writer
to let him adapt her property.

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Well, Mr. Easterbrook,

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that is an easy mystery to solve.

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You see, Walter was
a very talented student of mine.

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So there's no truth in the rumors

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that you rushed into town
to do emergency rewrites?

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No rewrites, Elliot.

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Mr. Easterbrook, I am here to attend

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the opening night
and to bask in Walter's success.

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Uh, "bask"?

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Is that a prediction,
Mrs. Fletcher, or just hype?

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Isn't it true that the only thing

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you can predict about the theater

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is that it is unpredictable?

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Oh, bravo, Mrs. Fletcher.

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You must have stayed up
all night thinking that one up.

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-no, actually, Moliere did it
for me about 200 years ago.

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[laughing]

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Pow! Right in the kisser!

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Hey, I like that broad.

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Not too smart, though.

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Easterbrook's going to review
her show in about 24 hours.

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Come on, Denise, a single-cell
battery's got more power

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than that smirk in a suit.

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A lot of people watch his review, Danny.

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Yeah, and they forget about what he said

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by the time the airhead
gets on with the weather report.

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Oh, I forgot.

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The only people who count
are the ones who read

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Danny O'Mara's reviews in The Chronicle .

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You better believe it.

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I'm not sure that I really want to do

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another TV interview
after yesterday, Mr. Mapost.

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I know. I know.

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It wasn't that flattering,

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but it did get us a lot of exposure.

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Easterbrook is going to kill us.

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He smells blood.

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He's circling like a vulture.

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If you could get us an interview
with Danny O'Mara--

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Danny O'Mara? Are you crazy?

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Just try and get the most popular critic

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in the city to do an interview.

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Oh, then he must be the
drama critic on The Chronicle ?

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J.B. Fletcher!

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Danny O'Mara.

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And I like your style, lady.

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Well, thank you.

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That's very flattering
from a fellow writer.

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Oh, I never read any of your books.

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I'm talking about the way you
took out that hack Easterbrook.

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Say, Danny--

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Off the record, J.B.

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have you seen your show yet?

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No, no, actually, we're seeing
a dress rehearsal

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right after lunch.

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Ah, well, from what I hear,

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you better make it a light lunch.

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He's going to draw and quarter us.

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He's going to flay our entrails
all over Times Square.

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Actually, he'll give you a clean shot.

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Oh, uh, Jessica, Walter,
this is Denise Quinlan,

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Danny's right hand,
his left hand, and entire brain.

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Not at all. I'm more like the guy

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who walks behind the elephant
in the parade.

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[chortling]

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Believe it or not,
you'll get a fairer shake

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from Danny than from any of the others.

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Ah, which makes me trepidatious

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about the others.

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Well, you'll find out soon enough...

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at the party.

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I guess I'll see all of you there tonight.

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Nice meeting you.

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You mean you actuallyinvite critics

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to the opening night party?

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No, that was Shayna's idea.

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You know, she does it all the time.

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She thinks it's good publicity.

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Oh, my gosh! Why are you listening to me?

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We got a rehearsal to go to.

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Uh, Jessica, just a second.

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Now, I know that you like
the first draft that I sent you.

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Walter, you don't have to fish
for compliments from me.

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I like your work.

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Yeah, well, you see, the thing is,

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I just don't want you
to be upset by the witch.

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Which "witch"?

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Double trouble!
poil that bubble!

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Make the haystack

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turn to rubble!

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Curtain! Curtain! Cut it!

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Put out that flame before
it burns the bloody place down.

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All right, gentlemen, let's fix the fire

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before we continue.

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God, why hast thou forsaken me?

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So, Mrs. Fletcher,

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what do you think
of our little opus so far?

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I've, uh, never seen anything like it.

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Wait until Act II.

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When that effect works properly,
it makes quite an act curtain.

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Well, it's, uh...
it's certainly very unexpected.

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But aren't you confusing Maine
with Massachusetts?

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Oh, no, no, darling,

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by including
all of perceptual New England,

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we're broadening the show's appeal.

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Jason, what's with Tony?

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He was like a black hole
of energy on that stage tonight.

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He's got the flu.

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Well, put in the understudy
for God's sake.

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I will not have him
dragging the show down.

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You despise and loathe it, right?

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Walter, "despise" and "loathe"
are very strong words.

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But what I don't understand is,

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what happened
to your wonderful first draft?

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It got buried underneath
all the improvements.

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I figured they know what they were doing.

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And so I did what they said,
and then suddenly, we had this.

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Well, who knows, Walter?
The audience will like it.

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I mean, don't they say

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a bad dress rehearsal
means a great opening?

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Walter, calm down. You'll get whiplash.

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My God, my entire life
is riding in that man's hands.

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I mean, what if he had a lousy dinner?

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Walter, listen to me.

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You are a very talented, young writer,

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and this is only your first play.

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Ladies and gentlemen,
in tonight's performance,

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the role of Woodsman,
normally played by Tony Jasper,

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will be played by Craig Donner.

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How can they start?

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Easterbrook isn't here yet.

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Please hurry. Curtain going up, darling.

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I hope you don't think

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by inviting me to your postprandial party

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you'll color my reaction
to your little play.

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Of course not, darling,

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but missing the first scene might.

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Finally, I get it. He likes being late.

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He's only comfortable in the dark,

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like all creatures
who prey off the living.

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Refreshments are available
during the intermission

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in the outer lobby.

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I'll get us some drinks.

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The best party I've been to in years.

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Daphne was there and with Charles.

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Can you believe it?

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Don't you tell me how tired you are.

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You know what my day was like?

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First, I rode the carpool.

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Then I had to run all over town
looking for your--

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White wine and a double anything.

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First, I get an estimate,

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and then I got to knock down the wall.

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I mean, I got to knock down
the whole wall.

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No one's talking about the play.

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Well, at least they're not saying

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anything negative about it, Walter.

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Well, that's great.

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That means it's taking
their minds off their lives.

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All they're talking about is their lives.

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Oh, well, that is wonderful.

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That means the play has relevance.

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You know, Easterbrook,

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all you TV blowhards know about theater

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is makeup and hair.

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Well, Mr. O'Mara, if I didn't know better,

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I'd say you were jealous of my exposure.

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Exposure?

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Exposure means zip
without influence, buddy,

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and I got influence.

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How tragic to mistake

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the power of one's forum for one's own.

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Besides, everyone knows The Chronicle

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is past its prime.

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My God, they're both gonna hate this play.

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Give me a break, Easterbrook.

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Everyone knows you lost out
the Chronicle job to me.

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Grammatically speaking, "out"

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is incorrectly used in that sentence,

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further demonstrating
your intellectual ineptitude.

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-You simpering--
-You're getting violent.

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How appropriately Neanderthal.

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I need a drink.

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You just had a drink, Walter.

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I need many more.

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Jessica, I'll see you at the party.

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Walter!

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[bell dinging]

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[laughter]

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Mrs. Fletcher.

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I've been just dying to meet you.

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I'm Barbara Blair.
I play Prudence, the witch.

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Of course.

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-It's a small part.
-But memorable.

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So how did you like the play?

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I've never seen anything quite like it.

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-Denise.
-Yeah.

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Have you seen Walter anywhere?

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Uh, no, but if he's like most playwrights,

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he's probably somewhere getting plastered.

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All right, everyone!

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Attenzione! Attenzione!

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We're going to hear the review.

259
00:12:56,193 --> 00:12:59,321
Easterbrook's review, uh, turn this up.

260
00:12:59,404 --> 00:13:02,574
It is always difficult to review a mystery

261
00:13:02,657 --> 00:13:06,244
without giving away the plot.

262
00:13:06,328 --> 00:13:10,207
This unpalatable witch's brew
is such a muddle of cliches

263
00:13:10,290 --> 00:13:12,083
and troll dialogue

264
00:13:12,167 --> 00:13:15,545
that it is impossible
to figure out the plot.

265
00:13:15,629 --> 00:13:18,298
Neophyte playwright Walter Knapf

266
00:13:18,381 --> 00:13:21,426
at least has the excuse of inexperience.

267
00:13:21,510 --> 00:13:23,220
As for the cast,

268
00:13:23,303 --> 00:13:25,805
Vivian Cassell brings her usual

269
00:13:25,889 --> 00:13:29,226
long-in-the-tooth charm to the lead,

270
00:13:29,309 --> 00:13:33,396
and Barbara Blair
shines briefly as a witch.

271
00:13:34,272 --> 00:13:38,693
Tony Jasper as the Woodsman
is appropriately wooden.

272
00:13:38,777 --> 00:13:40,237
If you're looking for a good thriller,

273
00:13:40,320 --> 00:13:42,656
walk right by the Woolcott Theatre.

274
00:13:42,739 --> 00:13:45,784
The only mystery about this one, folks,

275
00:13:45,867 --> 00:13:49,246
is how it ever got to Broadway
in the first place.

276
00:13:49,329 --> 00:13:50,372
Oh.

277
00:13:50,789 --> 00:13:53,875
Elliot Easterbrook, until we meet again.

278
00:13:56,211 --> 00:13:57,921
[glass shattering]

279
00:13:58,004 --> 00:13:59,130
[crowd murmuring]

280
00:13:59,214 --> 00:14:00,924
My glass slipped.

281
00:14:01,007 --> 00:14:02,175
[laughter]

282
00:14:04,511 --> 00:14:06,721
J.B., you're not leaving?

283
00:14:06,805 --> 00:14:08,390
Well, it was a lovely party, Shayna,

284
00:14:08,473 --> 00:14:10,100
but it's after 1:00,

285
00:14:10,183 --> 00:14:11,476
and I'd like to get
an early start in the morning

286
00:14:11,560 --> 00:14:12,519
back to Cabot Cove.

287
00:14:12,602 --> 00:14:14,062
Thanks for everything.

288
00:14:14,145 --> 00:14:16,523
J.B., you don't understand.
You can't leave.

289
00:14:16,606 --> 00:14:18,525
It'll look like you're deserting the ship

290
00:14:18,608 --> 00:14:20,777
before the early
newspaper reviews come out.

291
00:14:20,860 --> 00:14:23,363
Shayna, what on earth
is that man doing here?

292
00:14:23,446 --> 00:14:26,575
I invited him, Jason. I always invite him.

293
00:14:26,658 --> 00:14:29,661
But who would have dreamed
he'd have the nerve to show up?

294
00:14:29,744 --> 00:14:31,705
It does seem odd
that he would attend the party

295
00:14:31,788 --> 00:14:33,456
of a show that he just panned.

296
00:14:33,540 --> 00:14:35,250
In all my years in
the theater, I've never seen--

297
00:14:35,333 --> 00:14:37,002
Yes, and if you want many more years

298
00:14:37,085 --> 00:14:38,670
in the theater, Jason,
you won't make any trouble.

299
00:14:38,753 --> 00:14:40,255
This is not the last show

300
00:14:40,338 --> 00:14:43,466
any of us are going to be involved with.

301
00:14:43,550 --> 00:14:45,510
Elliot, darling.

302
00:14:45,594 --> 00:14:48,430
We're a hit!

303
00:14:48,513 --> 00:14:49,973
Wait till you see!

304
00:14:50,056 --> 00:14:53,685
This show is going to run forever!

305
00:14:53,768 --> 00:14:56,438
O'Mara loved the show.

306
00:14:56,521 --> 00:15:00,650
Walter, are you all right?
Get some coffee.

307
00:15:00,734 --> 00:15:05,780
Oh, no, I'm...perfect! Listen to this.

308
00:15:05,864 --> 00:15:08,658
" Mainely Murder is mainly magnificent,

309
00:15:08,742 --> 00:15:11,286
the one must-see of the season."

310
00:15:11,369 --> 00:15:13,622
Easterbrook, this is for you.

311
00:15:13,705 --> 00:15:15,665
"This is a real audience pleaser."

312
00:15:16,207 --> 00:15:18,543
"Just the kind of show
a certain low-caliber,"

313
00:15:18,627 --> 00:15:20,920
"high-ego TV critic
is sure to hate."

314
00:15:21,338 --> 00:15:24,633
"You know who I'm talking about,
that Live at 5 guy"

315
00:15:24,716 --> 00:15:26,092
"who thinks he's smarter than you."

316
00:15:26,635 --> 00:15:28,386
"If he hates this show,"

317
00:15:28,470 --> 00:15:30,221
"maybe you should let his TV station know"

318
00:15:30,305 --> 00:15:33,558
"that you've had enough
of his condescending crap."

319
00:15:33,642 --> 00:15:35,101
Now, I wonder who he's talking about?

320
00:15:43,443 --> 00:15:45,028
What an amusing joke.

321
00:15:46,529 --> 00:15:49,491
I wonder if Mr. O'Mara
is ready for the punch line.

322
00:15:50,241 --> 00:15:52,285
Elliot, you know Danny.

323
00:15:52,369 --> 00:15:54,496
Well enough, Ms. Quinlan.

324
00:15:54,579 --> 00:15:57,415
I think someone has to silence
this undereducated,

325
00:15:57,499 --> 00:16:00,543
ill-informed windbag permanently.

326
00:16:05,465 --> 00:16:07,133
I'd better give Danny a call.

327
00:16:10,178 --> 00:16:12,180
What? I can't hear you.

328
00:16:12,263 --> 00:16:13,848
You got to speak a little louder.

329
00:16:13,932 --> 00:16:15,809
Shots? Where?

330
00:16:17,977 --> 00:16:18,895
Okay.

331
00:16:18,978 --> 00:16:20,814
[siren wailing]

332
00:16:48,550 --> 00:16:50,051
[indistinct radio chatter]

333
00:16:58,017 --> 00:17:00,937
I'm Mr. O'Mara's assistant.
They told me to come up.

334
00:17:05,066 --> 00:17:06,693
I assure you, Lieutenant,

335
00:17:06,776 --> 00:17:09,320
that I arrived only seconds
before your men.

336
00:17:09,404 --> 00:17:11,489
And you just happened to be
carrying the murder weapon?

337
00:17:11,573 --> 00:17:13,408
I picked the gun up off the floor

338
00:17:13,491 --> 00:17:15,410
because I felt the assailant
might still be present.

339
00:17:15,493 --> 00:17:17,871
-Who let you in?
-The door was open.

340
00:17:17,954 --> 00:17:19,622
Listen, we got an anonymous call

341
00:17:19,706 --> 00:17:21,374
there was some shots were fired.

342
00:17:21,458 --> 00:17:22,625
We find you standing over the body

343
00:17:22,709 --> 00:17:23,710
with the murder weapon.

344
00:17:24,252 --> 00:17:25,795
I'm sorry, it just doesn't sound
kosher to me.

345
00:17:27,088 --> 00:17:28,923
You said, you would silence Danny

346
00:17:29,007 --> 00:17:29,966
once and for all.

347
00:17:30,717 --> 00:17:34,179
Yes, silence him by costing him
his job at The Chronicle.

348
00:17:34,262 --> 00:17:36,347
I came here to tell him
I intended to sue him

349
00:17:36,431 --> 00:17:38,141
if he didn't remove what he wrote about me

350
00:17:38,224 --> 00:17:39,809
for the next edition.

351
00:17:39,893 --> 00:17:41,394
Excuse me.

352
00:17:42,771 --> 00:17:45,231
Jarvis, Aloysius Jarvis. You're--

353
00:17:45,315 --> 00:17:46,733
My name Jessica Fletcher.

354
00:17:46,816 --> 00:17:48,401
I'm sorry to interrupt you,

355
00:17:48,485 --> 00:17:49,986
but I felt it was very important
that you should know

356
00:17:50,069 --> 00:17:52,530
that Denise and I
were at the same restaurant

357
00:17:52,614 --> 00:17:54,616
as Mr. Easterbrook, and just--

358
00:17:54,699 --> 00:17:56,826
Just after he left,
Denise tried to call Mr. O'Mara.

359
00:17:56,910 --> 00:17:58,495
But there was no answer.

360
00:17:58,578 --> 00:17:59,829
Well, just because
he didn't pick up the phone

361
00:17:59,913 --> 00:18:00,872
doesn't mean he was dead already.

362
00:18:00,955 --> 00:18:03,124
Well, I just wanted to be sure
that you understood

363
00:18:03,208 --> 00:18:05,001
that we came straight here
from the restaurant.

364
00:18:05,084 --> 00:18:07,295
And Mr. Easterbrook left only
a few moments before we did.

365
00:18:07,378 --> 00:18:08,671
Yes, plenty of time to kill him.

366
00:18:09,756 --> 00:18:11,174
Well, forgive me, Lieutenant,

367
00:18:11,257 --> 00:18:14,677
but if those shots
were fired as recently as that,

368
00:18:14,761 --> 00:18:15,762
I mean, wouldn't you have noticed

369
00:18:15,845 --> 00:18:17,222
a slight smell of gunpowder?

370
00:18:17,305 --> 00:18:19,349
Well, it was a .22 caliber. It was small.

371
00:18:19,432 --> 00:18:21,267
Smell fades fast.

372
00:18:21,351 --> 00:18:23,061
Well, maybe I'm confused,

373
00:18:23,144 --> 00:18:26,981
but if Mr. O'Mara was shot
when you think that he was shot,

374
00:18:27,065 --> 00:18:33,196
uh, why does his skin
have that bluish look to it?

375
00:18:33,279 --> 00:18:35,365
Funny. He doesn't look bluish to me.

376
00:18:35,448 --> 00:18:37,408
I'm sorry, lady.
I've been on double shift.

377
00:18:37,492 --> 00:18:40,495
I got to book this gent
before I go into a coma.

378
00:18:40,578 --> 00:18:41,496
Take him out.

379
00:18:43,289 --> 00:18:45,416
The facts will clear me, Lieutenant,

380
00:18:45,500 --> 00:18:47,877
and then you're going to find
yourself in a spot of trouble.

381
00:18:47,961 --> 00:18:51,130
And, Mrs. Fletcher,
I would sincerely appreciate it

382
00:18:51,214 --> 00:18:52,465
if you would direct your attention

383
00:18:52,549 --> 00:18:54,342
to Murder at the Quilting Bee

384
00:18:54,425 --> 00:18:56,886
or whatever your next potboiler
is going to be called

385
00:18:57,428 --> 00:19:00,348
and leave my defense
in more capable hands.

386
00:19:01,933 --> 00:19:03,977
The guy gets paid for being insulting.

387
00:19:04,060 --> 00:19:05,687
My cousin Marvin spent his lifetime

388
00:19:05,770 --> 00:19:07,105
doing that for free.

389
00:19:07,188 --> 00:19:08,189
[scoffs]

390
00:19:10,900 --> 00:19:13,486
Oh, here she is! The woman of the hour!

391
00:19:13,570 --> 00:19:16,072
You got quite a nice mention
from O'Mara, Mrs. Fletcher.

392
00:19:16,489 --> 00:19:17,740
It was a good thing he finished his review

393
00:19:17,824 --> 00:19:19,576
before he packed it in, eh?

394
00:19:19,659 --> 00:19:22,245
And wait till you hear about
the spectacular interviews

395
00:19:22,328 --> 00:19:23,997
that Barney has lined up for you!

396
00:19:24,080 --> 00:19:25,456
Oh, no, no, no, no, no.

397
00:19:25,540 --> 00:19:28,126
You're the ones who should be
enjoying the spotlight.

398
00:19:29,043 --> 00:19:30,336
I, uh--

399
00:19:30,420 --> 00:19:31,921
Well, I was thinking that since I had

400
00:19:32,005 --> 00:19:33,339
so little to do with the production,

401
00:19:34,132 --> 00:19:37,510
wouldn't you like to take
my name off the marquee?

402
00:19:37,594 --> 00:19:41,723
Oh, isn't that sweet?

403
00:19:41,806 --> 00:19:45,685
She wants Walter to take
all the credit for this success.

404
00:19:45,768 --> 00:19:48,855
But you know, J.B. Fletcher
does mean something,

405
00:19:48,938 --> 00:19:51,858
and you know, we do have a contract

406
00:19:52,483 --> 00:19:56,279
stipulating your name in lights
all over New York.

407
00:19:57,030 --> 00:19:59,240
We sure are glad O'Mara wrote his review

408
00:19:59,324 --> 00:20:00,950
before he cashed in his chips,

409
00:20:01,034 --> 00:20:03,077
or we wouldn't have any quotes at all.

410
00:20:03,161 --> 00:20:05,413
What astonishes me is the motive.

411
00:20:05,496 --> 00:20:07,874
Killing somebody
because he's insulted you?

412
00:20:07,957 --> 00:20:08,958
[inhales]

413
00:20:09,042 --> 00:20:10,793
I can't believe anybody's
that self-centered.

414
00:20:10,877 --> 00:20:13,171
Well, actually, the evidence
seems to indicate that

415
00:20:13,254 --> 00:20:15,715
Mr. Easterbrook did not kill him.

416
00:20:15,798 --> 00:20:18,676
Oh, you have got to be kidding.

417
00:20:18,760 --> 00:20:20,720
Just when everything was going so well.

418
00:20:20,803 --> 00:20:22,305
Anybody who kills a critic ought

419
00:20:22,388 --> 00:20:23,890
to get a special Tony Award

420
00:20:23,973 --> 00:20:25,558
for his contribution
to the American theater.

421
00:20:26,476 --> 00:20:27,810
I wonder who did kill O'Mara.

422
00:20:28,603 --> 00:20:29,771
Shayna!

423
00:20:31,731 --> 00:20:34,108
Um, your message, it--

424
00:20:34,192 --> 00:20:38,780
It said something about script changes?

425
00:20:38,863 --> 00:20:42,325
Just a tiny touch-up
here and there, darling.

426
00:20:42,408 --> 00:20:43,993
Walter, you look dreadful.

427
00:20:44,077 --> 00:20:45,870
Are you-- are you ill?

428
00:20:45,954 --> 00:20:48,331
Industrial strength hangover.

429
00:20:48,414 --> 00:20:50,375
I was up most of the night, celebrating.

430
00:20:51,584 --> 00:20:54,337
Walter, Danny O'Mara
was murdered last night.

431
00:20:55,296 --> 00:20:56,714
I know. I heard.

432
00:20:56,798 --> 00:20:59,300
Did anybody see Steve Cahill's
column this morning?

433
00:20:59,384 --> 00:21:00,468
He gave us a terrific write-up.

434
00:21:00,551 --> 00:21:02,011
See it? I wrote it.

435
00:21:02,095 --> 00:21:03,262
Really?

436
00:21:03,346 --> 00:21:04,472
It read just like Cahill.

437
00:21:04,555 --> 00:21:05,932
Yeah, I have this knack

438
00:21:06,015 --> 00:21:08,184
for imitating various columnists' style.

439
00:21:08,559 --> 00:21:10,019
I mean, it makes it easy for them.

440
00:21:10,103 --> 00:21:12,146
All they have to do is print the release.

441
00:21:12,313 --> 00:21:15,024
Well, I must run along,
or I'll miss my plane.

442
00:21:15,108 --> 00:21:17,360
Walter, I want to wish you
the very best of luck.

443
00:21:17,443 --> 00:21:19,237
You're leaving?

444
00:21:19,320 --> 00:21:20,363
Call me when you have some time,

445
00:21:20,446 --> 00:21:21,489
and we'll talk about everything.

446
00:21:21,572 --> 00:21:22,782
Good-bye.

447
00:21:24,367 --> 00:21:26,285
Oh, Shayna, take a look at this, will you?

448
00:21:31,666 --> 00:21:33,292
Jessica, please,

449
00:21:33,376 --> 00:21:35,670
you can't leave me
stranded here like this.

450
00:21:35,753 --> 00:21:39,007
You've got to help me
straighten out this play.

451
00:21:39,090 --> 00:21:40,883
Everybody seems satisfied with it

452
00:21:40,967 --> 00:21:42,802
the way it is, unfortunately.

453
00:21:42,885 --> 00:21:44,804
Well, I'm not.

454
00:21:44,887 --> 00:21:46,472
And I know it's more embarrassing for me

455
00:21:46,556 --> 00:21:48,141
than it is for you.

456
00:21:48,224 --> 00:21:49,809
Maybe not.

457
00:21:49,892 --> 00:21:51,102
I don't know what to do, Jessica.

458
00:21:51,561 --> 00:21:52,895
And I can only dread

459
00:21:52,979 --> 00:21:54,647
what Shayna's changes are going to be,

460
00:21:54,731 --> 00:21:57,650
but we both know that it's not
gonna make it any better.

461
00:21:57,734 --> 00:22:00,653
Look, maybe you could take
advantage of this opportunity

462
00:22:00,737 --> 00:22:02,572
to put back in some of the things

463
00:22:02,655 --> 00:22:04,115
that you cut out of the first draft.

464
00:22:04,198 --> 00:22:05,450
Well, like what?

465
00:22:05,533 --> 00:22:07,326
Well, the theme, perhaps.

466
00:22:07,410 --> 00:22:08,536
Theme?

467
00:22:10,121 --> 00:22:11,581
Oh, you mean the idea in your book

468
00:22:11,664 --> 00:22:15,376
about not walking away
and letting an injustice occur?

469
00:22:16,085 --> 00:22:18,588
No? That's not it?

470
00:22:18,671 --> 00:22:20,798
Oh, that's it, all right, Walter.

471
00:22:20,882 --> 00:22:23,468
And thank you for reminding me.

472
00:22:23,551 --> 00:22:25,011
You know, there are several questions

473
00:22:25,094 --> 00:22:27,472
about Mr. O'Mara's death

474
00:22:27,555 --> 00:22:30,725
that I just can't walk away from.

475
00:22:33,853 --> 00:22:37,398
I remember enjoying reading
Gerald Greeley's reviews.

476
00:22:37,482 --> 00:22:39,942
He was very gentlemanly.

477
00:22:40,026 --> 00:22:42,570
He was the best theater critic
we ever had.

478
00:22:42,653 --> 00:22:44,489
Course after he had that stroke,

479
00:22:44,572 --> 00:22:46,240
Gerald couldn't handle Broadway anymore,

480
00:22:46,324 --> 00:22:49,452
so now he's reviewing television programs.

481
00:22:49,535 --> 00:22:52,955
And now you have to replace
your drama critic again.

482
00:22:53,039 --> 00:22:54,290
Any ideas who it might be?

483
00:22:55,625 --> 00:22:58,002
What's your angle on this, Mrs. Fletcher?

484
00:22:58,086 --> 00:22:59,670
Oh, I know.

485
00:22:59,754 --> 00:23:02,215
Never hurts to steal
from the headlines, right?

486
00:23:02,298 --> 00:23:03,257
Excuse me?

487
00:23:03,758 --> 00:23:06,302
Well, you're researching a new book,

488
00:23:06,385 --> 00:23:08,846
Murder on the Great White Way,
that sort of thing, right?

489
00:23:08,930 --> 00:23:10,348
[chuckling]

490
00:23:10,431 --> 00:23:13,476
Guilty as charged, Mr. Cullen.

491
00:23:13,559 --> 00:23:16,104
But, of course, as you know, in mysteries,

492
00:23:16,187 --> 00:23:18,523
timing is of the utmost importance.

493
00:23:18,606 --> 00:23:19,982
Yeah, naturally.

494
00:23:20,066 --> 00:23:21,109
I mean, for example,

495
00:23:21,484 --> 00:23:23,945
what time did Mr. O'Mara
leave here last night

496
00:23:24,028 --> 00:23:25,446
after he finished his review?

497
00:23:26,072 --> 00:23:27,323
Oh, he didn't come in here at all.

498
00:23:27,406 --> 00:23:28,866
He wrote at home.

499
00:23:28,950 --> 00:23:30,326
Oh. Oh, I see.

500
00:23:30,409 --> 00:23:33,079
You mean a messenger picked up his review?

501
00:23:33,162 --> 00:23:35,748
No, no, no, no.
We're all on computers now.

502
00:23:36,415 --> 00:23:38,042
You see, O'Mara wrote his reviews

503
00:23:38,126 --> 00:23:39,752
on his home computer

504
00:23:39,836 --> 00:23:42,755
and then sent it in here
by modems over the telephone.

505
00:23:42,839 --> 00:23:44,674
Oh, my goodness, how modern.

506
00:23:44,757 --> 00:23:47,969
Oh, yeah, the reviews came in
on a printer, like this one.

507
00:23:48,052 --> 00:23:51,222
Oh, those machines
can do anything except write.

508
00:23:51,305 --> 00:23:54,392
But some of our reporters
can't do that either, so...

509
00:23:54,475 --> 00:23:56,602
but the machines check out the spelling,

510
00:23:56,686 --> 00:24:00,273
and they even note the time
pieces come in here.

511
00:24:00,356 --> 00:24:03,442
And what time did Mr. O'Mara's
review come in last night?

512
00:24:04,277 --> 00:24:05,736
Let's see.

513
00:24:08,114 --> 00:24:09,365
11:15.

514
00:24:10,992 --> 00:24:13,161
Oh, I see what you're getting at.

515
00:24:13,244 --> 00:24:15,079
He must have died right after that.

516
00:24:17,748 --> 00:24:20,918
Talk about going with your boots on.

517
00:24:23,004 --> 00:24:24,964
Mrs. Fletcher, come on in.

518
00:24:25,047 --> 00:24:26,007
Mr. Cullen told me you were here.

519
00:24:26,090 --> 00:24:27,633
I hope you don't mind.

520
00:24:27,717 --> 00:24:30,511
No, not at all.
I'm just cleaning up the files.

521
00:24:30,595 --> 00:24:32,263
Actually, I'm happy for the company.

522
00:24:32,346 --> 00:24:34,390
It's kind of spooky here.

523
00:24:34,473 --> 00:24:36,976
Mr. Cullen also told me
about your new assignment--

524
00:24:37,059 --> 00:24:39,520
Temporary drama critic. Congratulations.

525
00:24:39,604 --> 00:24:40,980
Yeah, thanks.

526
00:24:41,063 --> 00:24:42,023
It must be a little intimidating

527
00:24:42,106 --> 00:24:43,524
stepping into the shoes

528
00:24:43,608 --> 00:24:45,526
of the foremost drama critic of New York.

529
00:24:45,610 --> 00:24:47,320
Oh, no, not really. I've done it before.

530
00:24:47,862 --> 00:24:49,739
Last year, Danny asked me
to write a review

531
00:24:49,822 --> 00:24:51,282
under his byline while he was out of town.

532
00:24:51,490 --> 00:24:53,075
And nobody knew?

533
00:24:53,159 --> 00:24:54,952
Well, his style was fairly easy to copy.

534
00:24:55,703 --> 00:24:59,540
I mean, he wrote the way he talked.

535
00:24:59,957 --> 00:25:01,959
Why don't I show you
his program from last night?

536
00:25:02,043 --> 00:25:04,045
Should be over here somewhere.

537
00:25:04,128 --> 00:25:06,672
He always scribbled notes
all over his program,

538
00:25:06,756 --> 00:25:09,342
and they showed up verbatim in his review.

539
00:25:09,425 --> 00:25:11,302
Here. See?

540
00:25:16,766 --> 00:25:19,227
-Denise, that's odd.
-Hmm?

541
00:25:19,310 --> 00:25:21,938
I mean, these notes
aren't anything like his review.

542
00:25:22,021 --> 00:25:23,731
"Barbara Blair, hammy.

543
00:25:23,814 --> 00:25:25,524
Dialogue stiff and unprofessional."

544
00:25:25,608 --> 00:25:27,026
Really?

545
00:25:27,109 --> 00:25:28,236
I hadn't had a chance to look at it yet.

546
00:25:28,319 --> 00:25:31,405
"Craig Donner, amateurish."
Oh, yes, of course.

547
00:25:31,489 --> 00:25:32,990
He was the last-minute cast change.

548
00:25:33,074 --> 00:25:35,409
But he certainly didn't like
any of the actors here.

549
00:25:35,493 --> 00:25:37,036
This is weird.

550
00:25:37,119 --> 00:25:39,580
Why would his review be so favorable?

551
00:25:39,664 --> 00:25:41,832
I don't suppose
you have a copy of his review.

552
00:25:41,916 --> 00:25:43,626
No, but I have the original.

553
00:25:45,253 --> 00:25:46,420
Oh, you mean it's in the computer?

554
00:25:46,504 --> 00:25:47,588
Yeah, sure.

555
00:25:55,304 --> 00:25:56,514
But, Denise, that's odd.

556
00:25:58,015 --> 00:26:01,269
That review doesn't square with his notes.

557
00:26:01,352 --> 00:26:04,021
I gather you don't write
on a computer, Mrs. Fletcher.

558
00:26:04,105 --> 00:26:06,732
Oh, no, no, I still use my good old,

559
00:26:06,816 --> 00:26:08,317
bucket-of-bolts typewriter.

560
00:26:08,401 --> 00:26:10,069
It's very noisy, but it's comfortable.

561
00:26:10,152 --> 00:26:12,196
Yeah, you should consider switching.

562
00:26:12,280 --> 00:26:14,573
No, I've heard too many dreadful stories

563
00:26:14,657 --> 00:26:15,992
about people punching the wrong button

564
00:26:16,075 --> 00:26:17,368
and losing everything.

565
00:26:17,451 --> 00:26:19,829
Oh, well, it's not quite that easy.

566
00:26:19,912 --> 00:26:21,247
I'll show you.

567
00:26:21,330 --> 00:26:23,207
I'll ask the computer

568
00:26:23,291 --> 00:26:25,501
for a directory of what's on the disk.

569
00:26:25,710 --> 00:26:26,669
There.

570
00:26:26,752 --> 00:26:29,297
Now we know the name of the file
that contains the review.

571
00:26:29,380 --> 00:26:31,382
Now watch. I'll erase it.

572
00:26:33,884 --> 00:26:36,012
There. You see? You've lost everything.

573
00:26:36,095 --> 00:26:39,557
Uh-uh, but what you can erase,
you can also unerase.

574
00:26:39,640 --> 00:26:41,517
-Oh.
-There.

575
00:26:41,600 --> 00:26:44,729
Now everything that was erased
has been retrieved.

576
00:26:44,812 --> 00:26:46,772
Now, that's odd.

577
00:26:46,856 --> 00:26:49,108
There seem to be two files now.

578
00:26:50,484 --> 00:26:52,611
One that we didn't see before.

579
00:26:52,695 --> 00:26:53,988
Could we look at that one?

580
00:26:54,071 --> 00:26:55,281
Yeah, sure.

581
00:26:58,993 --> 00:27:01,996
"A sickening spectacle
calling itself Mainely Murder"

582
00:27:02,079 --> 00:27:03,789
"opened tonight at the Woolcott Theatre."

583
00:27:03,873 --> 00:27:06,292
"This alleged play
features stiff dialogue,"

584
00:27:06,375 --> 00:27:07,543
"hammy performances,"

585
00:27:07,626 --> 00:27:11,088
"and a plot almost as mysterious
as a corned beef sandwich."

586
00:27:11,172 --> 00:27:14,091
"The only lucky individual
involved was actor Tony Jasper,"

587
00:27:14,175 --> 00:27:15,551
"who somehow got himself replaced"

588
00:27:15,634 --> 00:27:17,720
"by the amateurish Craig Donner."

589
00:27:17,803 --> 00:27:19,680
But this doesn't make sense.

590
00:27:19,764 --> 00:27:22,391
I mean, why would Danny change
his mind so radically?

591
00:27:22,475 --> 00:27:24,435
I suspect he didn't.

592
00:27:24,602 --> 00:27:26,354
But then why the two reviews?

593
00:27:26,896 --> 00:27:29,273
Because I think
whoever killed Danny O'Mara

594
00:27:29,357 --> 00:27:31,442
also killed his review.

595
00:27:38,366 --> 00:27:41,285
So the deal is, somebody came
to O'Mara's apartment,

596
00:27:41,369 --> 00:27:43,329
killed him, erased the bad review,

597
00:27:43,412 --> 00:27:44,872
sent in the good one.

598
00:27:45,039 --> 00:27:46,374
That still doesn't eliminate Easterbrook.

599
00:27:46,457 --> 00:27:50,294
Except that he was on the air at 11:15

600
00:27:50,378 --> 00:27:52,588
when that review was received
at The Chronicle.

601
00:27:53,089 --> 00:27:54,131
He could have been on tape.

602
00:27:54,673 --> 00:27:57,218
No, no, I checked it.
It was a live broadcast.

603
00:27:57,635 --> 00:27:59,220
Oh, I don't know, Mrs. Fletcher.

604
00:27:59,303 --> 00:28:01,180
Finding him with
the murder weapon in his hand--

605
00:28:01,263 --> 00:28:02,348
It's just too good to ignore.

606
00:28:02,848 --> 00:28:04,892
Exactly. It's too good.

607
00:28:04,975 --> 00:28:07,311
Wait. What are you saying?

608
00:28:07,395 --> 00:28:08,687
He was framed?

609
00:28:08,771 --> 00:28:10,314
Lieutenant, if I remember correctly,

610
00:28:10,398 --> 00:28:12,191
you received an anonymous phone call

611
00:28:12,274 --> 00:28:14,193
saying that shots had been heard.

612
00:28:14,985 --> 00:28:16,445
But at the apartment last night,

613
00:28:16,529 --> 00:28:18,531
you said that O'Mara
had been killed with one bullet.

614
00:28:18,614 --> 00:28:19,990
Right.

615
00:28:20,074 --> 00:28:21,075
Well, did you find any other bullets

616
00:28:21,158 --> 00:28:22,493
that had been fired?

617
00:28:22,576 --> 00:28:23,911
No.

618
00:28:23,994 --> 00:28:26,539
Well, then how could somebody
have heard "shots"?

619
00:28:26,622 --> 00:28:28,457
The witness could have been confused.

620
00:28:28,541 --> 00:28:30,584
What about the other tenants
in the building?

621
00:28:30,668 --> 00:28:33,212
Did they hear a single shot
or several shots?

622
00:28:33,295 --> 00:28:35,256
Nobody heard anything.

623
00:28:36,006 --> 00:28:37,633
Now, let's face it, Mrs. Fletcher.

624
00:28:37,716 --> 00:28:40,594
He died just around the time
we found Easterbrook.

625
00:28:40,678 --> 00:28:42,555
Here's the coroner's report on O'Mara.

626
00:28:42,638 --> 00:28:44,849
Thanks.

627
00:28:44,932 --> 00:28:47,560
No other shots were heard
at any other time either.

628
00:28:47,643 --> 00:28:48,686
Easterbrook's are the only prints

629
00:28:48,769 --> 00:28:50,062
that were found on the gun.

630
00:28:52,690 --> 00:28:55,651
Of course, he, uh,
could have died earlier.

631
00:28:56,652 --> 00:28:59,113
Well, then I suppose the question is,

632
00:28:59,196 --> 00:29:01,574
who would benefit from a good review?

633
00:29:02,074 --> 00:29:04,994
The producer, the director, the novelist.

634
00:29:05,077 --> 00:29:06,287
Now, let's face it.

635
00:29:06,370 --> 00:29:08,080
That still doesn't eliminate Easterbrook.

636
00:29:08,164 --> 00:29:09,582
Not to mention the actors

637
00:29:09,665 --> 00:29:10,958
and everybody involved in the production.

638
00:29:11,041 --> 00:29:12,585
Yes, and with my luck, they can probably

639
00:29:12,668 --> 00:29:13,961
all alibi each other at that party.

640
00:29:14,044 --> 00:29:15,129
[buzzer]

641
00:29:15,212 --> 00:29:16,213
Excuse me.

642
00:29:17,423 --> 00:29:19,216
Okay. Okay.

643
00:29:20,426 --> 00:29:21,886
Yeah, hold on.

644
00:29:21,969 --> 00:29:23,846
I'm sorry, Mrs. Fletcher.
I got to take this call.

645
00:29:23,929 --> 00:29:25,389
Think about it, Mrs. Fletcher.

646
00:29:25,473 --> 00:29:27,183
Who was at the party?
Who wasn't at the party?

647
00:29:27,266 --> 00:29:29,226
Who came late? Whatever.

648
00:29:32,855 --> 00:29:34,190
Hello.

649
00:29:36,066 --> 00:29:37,443
Who came late?

650
00:29:40,029 --> 00:29:41,780
This is Walter Knapf.

651
00:29:41,864 --> 00:29:42,948
If I don't pick up the phone
in a second or two,

652
00:29:43,032 --> 00:29:44,450
it means I'm out,

653
00:29:44,533 --> 00:29:46,035
or I'm having an anxiety attack.

654
00:29:46,118 --> 00:29:48,078
Please leave a message.

655
00:29:48,162 --> 00:29:49,830
Walter, this is Jessica.

656
00:29:49,914 --> 00:29:53,292
I have to talk to you.
It's really very urgent.

657
00:29:53,375 --> 00:29:55,586
I guess I'll just have to keep trying.

658
00:29:57,254 --> 00:29:59,381
I certainly hope you haven't come here

659
00:29:59,465 --> 00:30:02,259
expecting gratitude, Mrs. Fletcher.

660
00:30:02,343 --> 00:30:03,886
The charges against me were dropped

661
00:30:03,969 --> 00:30:06,055
because the facts were obvious to anybody

662
00:30:06,138 --> 00:30:09,266
with a single brain cell still active.

663
00:30:09,350 --> 00:30:10,768
I quite agree.

664
00:30:10,851 --> 00:30:13,521
And please, don't embarrass yourself

665
00:30:13,604 --> 00:30:15,439
by pleading for your show.

666
00:30:15,523 --> 00:30:18,067
I have no intention
of promoting it on the air.

667
00:30:18,150 --> 00:30:19,527
Mr. Easterbrook,

668
00:30:19,610 --> 00:30:22,738
doesn't it get tiring
being the voice of disdain?

669
00:30:22,821 --> 00:30:25,199
I never tire of putting people
in their place.

670
00:30:26,200 --> 00:30:28,827
And I can't help but wonder
what interests are served

671
00:30:28,911 --> 00:30:31,497
when critics make destructive remarks

672
00:30:31,580 --> 00:30:34,667
simply to be, well, amusing?

673
00:30:34,750 --> 00:30:36,335
Surely, you didn't come here

674
00:30:36,418 --> 00:30:39,004
simply to discuss
the vagaries of criticism.

675
00:30:40,631 --> 00:30:42,466
I see you do your homework.

676
00:30:42,550 --> 00:30:45,261
Mr. Easterbrook, you have
a copy of the play on your desk.

677
00:30:45,344 --> 00:30:47,555
Yes, well, occasionally,

678
00:30:47,638 --> 00:30:48,764
a publicist will send me a script

679
00:30:48,847 --> 00:30:51,100
before a play opens.

680
00:30:51,183 --> 00:30:53,227
I must confess I rarely read them, though.

681
00:30:53,310 --> 00:30:56,105
They end up changing so much
before they open,

682
00:30:56,188 --> 00:30:58,941
although, not often for the better.

683
00:30:59,024 --> 00:31:02,361
Now, on that, we agree.

684
00:31:02,444 --> 00:31:05,614
Walter's first draft was just delightful.

685
00:31:05,698 --> 00:31:07,074
Indeed?

686
00:31:07,700 --> 00:31:11,745
Well, then perhaps
your Mister, uh, Knapf, is it?

687
00:31:11,829 --> 00:31:15,749
Yes, perhaps he has a future
in the theater after all.

688
00:31:16,292 --> 00:31:19,086
He's-- he's a very neat typist.

689
00:31:20,504 --> 00:31:24,216
There's one review
in particular that intrigues me.

690
00:31:24,300 --> 00:31:28,512
The, uh, phony O'Mara review,
and who could have written it.

691
00:31:28,596 --> 00:31:30,097
And why would that interest me?

692
00:31:30,180 --> 00:31:32,391
Well, you seemed
more than anxious last night

693
00:31:32,474 --> 00:31:34,768
to sue Mr. O'Mara over it.

694
00:31:35,394 --> 00:31:38,731
Aren't you curious to see
who did write it?

695
00:31:38,814 --> 00:31:40,566
Well, it wouldn't require much talent

696
00:31:40,649 --> 00:31:44,862
to imitate O'Mara's style,
or lack thereof.

697
00:31:44,945 --> 00:31:47,072
That means it could have been anyone

698
00:31:47,156 --> 00:31:49,491
connected with Mainely Murder.

699
00:31:49,575 --> 00:31:53,287
Jason Richards springs to mind.

700
00:31:53,370 --> 00:31:56,832
O'Mara panned his last five plays.

701
00:31:56,915 --> 00:31:59,418
I'm not in the mood
to chitchat, Mrs. Fletcher.

702
00:32:00,210 --> 00:32:01,503
If it weren't for you,

703
00:32:01,587 --> 00:32:03,088
we wouldn't be in this dreadful situation.

704
00:32:03,172 --> 00:32:04,465
Well, I only wrote the novel,
Mr. Richards.

705
00:32:04,548 --> 00:32:05,799
That's all.

706
00:32:05,883 --> 00:32:07,009
Sit down.

707
00:32:10,054 --> 00:32:12,681
I see you haven't heard
the result of your handiwork.

708
00:32:12,765 --> 00:32:15,017
The chronicle is retracting
O'Mara's review

709
00:32:15,100 --> 00:32:17,478
and printing the one that you unearthed.

710
00:32:17,561 --> 00:32:19,188
I hope you're satisfied.

711
00:32:19,271 --> 00:32:22,191
Surely you understand that
once I found that other review,

712
00:32:22,274 --> 00:32:25,319
I was obligated to show it to the police.

713
00:32:25,402 --> 00:32:27,363
How noble.

714
00:32:27,446 --> 00:32:29,907
The entire company will have you
to thank when the show closes.

715
00:32:30,532 --> 00:32:34,119
Well, if the show does close,
I mean, isn't it possible

716
00:32:34,203 --> 00:32:36,914
that it's because
of the quality of the play?

717
00:32:36,997 --> 00:32:39,041
Oh, please, Mrs. Fletcher,
don't be so naive.

718
00:32:39,124 --> 00:32:41,543
We had one single rave review,

719
00:32:41,627 --> 00:32:43,879
the only review that mattered,
and you've taken it away.

720
00:32:43,962 --> 00:32:46,006
Look, I'm truly sorry, Mr. Richards.

721
00:32:46,090 --> 00:32:48,008
But certainly
it is more important to find out

722
00:32:48,092 --> 00:32:49,385
who killed Danny O'Mara?

723
00:32:49,468 --> 00:32:50,552
Why?

724
00:32:51,011 --> 00:32:53,430
He was a speck on the flypaper of theater.

725
00:32:54,223 --> 00:32:56,225
Besides, why does it matter to you?

726
00:32:56,308 --> 00:32:58,352
Well, I-

727
00:32:58,435 --> 00:33:01,355
I can't help but think that it is somebody

728
00:33:01,438 --> 00:33:04,024
who stood to gain from a good review.

729
00:33:05,025 --> 00:33:06,777
Somebody involved in the show, you mean.

730
00:33:06,860 --> 00:33:09,196
Like me, presumably?

731
00:33:10,114 --> 00:33:12,491
Well, if you recall,

732
00:33:12,658 --> 00:33:14,284
I was at the party here at Vincent's

733
00:33:14,368 --> 00:33:18,455
with all the other members
of the company save one.

734
00:33:22,710 --> 00:33:23,711
So that's it.

735
00:33:25,462 --> 00:33:28,799
You suspect your darling
little playwright,

736
00:33:28,882 --> 00:33:30,801
and you're trying to palm off
the blame on one of us.

737
00:33:30,884 --> 00:33:33,595
Well, it won't work.

738
00:33:36,473 --> 00:33:37,558
Walter?

739
00:33:41,937 --> 00:33:43,313
Walter!

740
00:33:49,695 --> 00:33:51,280
Oh, Barney.

741
00:33:51,363 --> 00:33:52,781
Well, I guess I should have known

742
00:33:52,865 --> 00:33:54,324
it was too good to last.

743
00:33:54,408 --> 00:33:55,868
The only quote review

744
00:33:55,951 --> 00:33:57,703
and The Chronicle threatens to sue

745
00:33:57,786 --> 00:33:58,954
unless we take it down.

746
00:33:59,747 --> 00:34:01,165
Well, whoever wrote that review

747
00:34:01,248 --> 00:34:04,251
did a good job of imitating
Mr. O'Mara's style.

748
00:34:05,169 --> 00:34:07,629
Oh, I never tried doing O'Mara.

749
00:34:07,713 --> 00:34:08,922
I mean, he wasn't the type

750
00:34:09,006 --> 00:34:11,550
who appreciated being sent plugs.

751
00:34:11,633 --> 00:34:12,718
[sighs]

752
00:34:12,801 --> 00:34:15,137
Nobody appreciates a publicist.

753
00:34:15,220 --> 00:34:18,056
Well, I imagine that if the show closes,

754
00:34:18,140 --> 00:34:20,434
it would be devastating
to quite a lot of people,

755
00:34:20,517 --> 00:34:21,810
wouldn't it?

756
00:34:22,686 --> 00:34:26,231
Oh, sure, everybody except me.

757
00:34:26,315 --> 00:34:28,066
But you'd be out of a job.

758
00:34:28,150 --> 00:34:30,527
Well, between you and me,

759
00:34:30,611 --> 00:34:32,112
for a publicist, it doesn't matter.

760
00:34:32,196 --> 00:34:34,198
I mean, another show will come along,

761
00:34:34,281 --> 00:34:35,991
probably also a turkey.

762
00:34:36,074 --> 00:34:37,910
But not so for Walter.

763
00:34:37,993 --> 00:34:39,661
He's taking this pretty hard.

764
00:34:39,745 --> 00:34:41,747
Oh, have you seen Walter? Where is he?

765
00:34:41,830 --> 00:34:44,917
Oh, he's backstage doing some rewrites.

766
00:34:46,001 --> 00:34:49,630
Jessica, oh, I followed your advice,

767
00:34:49,713 --> 00:34:51,089
and I put back
a lot of the character stuff.

768
00:34:51,173 --> 00:34:52,800
And guess what. Shayna loved it.

769
00:34:52,883 --> 00:34:54,259
You know, this play's
been changed so many times,

770
00:34:54,343 --> 00:34:55,594
she doesn't even remember

771
00:34:55,677 --> 00:34:57,346
what she cut out in the first place,

772
00:34:57,429 --> 00:34:59,223
but, you know, I really think
this is making it better.

773
00:34:59,306 --> 00:35:01,558
Walter, forget the changes.
You are in serious trouble.

774
00:35:01,642 --> 00:35:03,018
Oh, no, I don't think so.

775
00:35:03,101 --> 00:35:04,853
I think these revisions
are gonna save the play.

776
00:35:04,937 --> 00:35:07,147
Walter, this play could not be saved

777
00:35:07,231 --> 00:35:08,482
with mouth-to-mouth resuscitation.

778
00:35:08,565 --> 00:35:10,108
Now, I'm sorry, but I need to know

779
00:35:10,192 --> 00:35:12,069
where were you
during the opening night party.

780
00:35:12,152 --> 00:35:13,737
You mean the party at Vincent's?

781
00:35:13,821 --> 00:35:14,822
Yes.

782
00:35:16,490 --> 00:35:18,617
Walter, where were you?

783
00:35:18,700 --> 00:35:19,701
Maybe I can tell you that.

784
00:35:22,329 --> 00:35:24,373
The way I see it, he was at
Danny O'Mara's apartment,

785
00:35:24,456 --> 00:35:25,749
killing him.

786
00:35:32,214 --> 00:35:33,924
You must have some idea where you were

787
00:35:34,007 --> 00:35:35,342
between intermission

788
00:35:35,425 --> 00:35:36,927
and when you arrived at the party.

789
00:35:37,010 --> 00:35:39,096
I went to a few bars.

790
00:35:39,179 --> 00:35:41,139
Walter, which bars?

791
00:35:41,223 --> 00:35:42,808
I was drunk. I didn't pay attention.

792
00:35:42,891 --> 00:35:44,101
Send in Mrs. Rizzo.

793
00:35:44,184 --> 00:35:45,143
But can't you at least remember

794
00:35:45,227 --> 00:35:46,562
which street they were on?

795
00:35:46,645 --> 00:35:47,771
Was it 8th avenue? Was it 9th avenue?

796
00:35:47,855 --> 00:35:49,106
Those were some of them.

797
00:35:49,189 --> 00:35:51,191
That's the boy that was in the hallway.

798
00:35:51,275 --> 00:35:53,193
Mrs. Rizzo, you live
in the building with Mr. O'Mara?

799
00:35:53,277 --> 00:35:54,778
On the first floor,
and O'Mara's on the third.

800
00:35:54,862 --> 00:35:55,946
You ought to be ashamed of yourself,

801
00:35:56,029 --> 00:35:57,447
a nice boy like you.

802
00:35:57,531 --> 00:35:59,324
Mrs. Rizzo, are you absolutely certain

803
00:35:59,408 --> 00:36:01,285
that it was Walter that you saw?

804
00:36:01,368 --> 00:36:02,411
What, are you calling me blind?

805
00:36:02,494 --> 00:36:03,871
I never forget a face.

806
00:36:03,954 --> 00:36:04,997
Take Sally Mazursky, for instance--

807
00:36:05,080 --> 00:36:06,957
Mrs. Rizzo, we believe you.

808
00:36:07,040 --> 00:36:08,709
Just tell us what happened last night.

809
00:36:08,792 --> 00:36:11,795
Again? Oh.

810
00:36:11,879 --> 00:36:14,673
Okay, so... let me see.

811
00:36:14,756 --> 00:36:16,466
Around 11:00--

812
00:36:16,550 --> 00:36:18,886
I remember it was 11:00
because the news just come on,

813
00:36:18,969 --> 00:36:20,846
you know, with that pretty
young newscaster.

814
00:36:20,929 --> 00:36:22,598
-What's her name?
-We believe you.

815
00:36:22,681 --> 00:36:24,224
11 o'clock, what happened last night?

816
00:36:24,308 --> 00:36:26,393
Well, he comes banging on my door.

817
00:36:26,476 --> 00:36:28,979
So I opened the door on the chain--

818
00:36:29,062 --> 00:36:30,439
You looked nice in your tuxedo.

819
00:36:30,522 --> 00:36:32,566
And he tells me that he had
to see a Mr. O'Mara.

820
00:36:32,649 --> 00:36:35,485
So I tell him he lived upstairs,
and he went away.

821
00:36:35,569 --> 00:36:37,112
You smelled like a saloon.

822
00:36:37,195 --> 00:36:38,864
Did you see Walter walk upstairs?

823
00:36:38,947 --> 00:36:40,991
No, I closed the door.

824
00:36:41,074 --> 00:36:43,452
Mrs. Rizzo, why didn't you come forward

825
00:36:43,535 --> 00:36:44,745
and talk to the police sooner?

826
00:36:44,828 --> 00:36:46,830
Well, my husband, you know how it is.

827
00:36:47,080 --> 00:36:49,124
He didn't want me to get involved.

828
00:36:49,207 --> 00:36:51,418
But when I read in the papers
that they didn't know

829
00:36:51,501 --> 00:36:53,128
who killed this nice Mr. O'Mara,

830
00:36:53,211 --> 00:36:54,796
I said, "honey, listen,

831
00:36:54,880 --> 00:36:56,465
I got to tell the cops what I seen."

832
00:36:56,548 --> 00:36:57,716
So here I am.

833
00:36:57,799 --> 00:36:59,134
Thank you, Mrs. Rizzo.

834
00:36:59,217 --> 00:37:00,719
Would you be so kind as to wait outside?

835
00:37:00,802 --> 00:37:02,387
More waiting?

836
00:37:02,471 --> 00:37:04,556
Oh, mama mia, no wonder people
don't like to get involved.

837
00:37:04,640 --> 00:37:07,309
Okay, okay, I'll wait.

838
00:37:08,644 --> 00:37:10,520
Look, it isn't the way it seems.

839
00:37:10,604 --> 00:37:13,899
Well, maybe you can tell us
the way it was.

840
00:37:13,982 --> 00:37:15,400
Well, after I left you at the theater,

841
00:37:15,776 --> 00:37:17,819
I did go out
and have a few drinks.

842
00:37:18,904 --> 00:37:21,531
All right, a lot of drinks.

843
00:37:21,615 --> 00:37:23,241
But the more I drank, the more I thought

844
00:37:23,325 --> 00:37:25,619
that this play, that my career,

845
00:37:25,702 --> 00:37:30,082
that my entire life depended on
what Danny O'Mara wrote.

846
00:37:30,165 --> 00:37:31,458
And so I decided--

847
00:37:31,541 --> 00:37:33,585
And I know it was stupid--

848
00:37:33,669 --> 00:37:35,629
But I decided that I'd go and talk to him

849
00:37:35,712 --> 00:37:37,923
and, well, beg for mercy.

850
00:37:38,006 --> 00:37:39,424
He refused, and you plugged him.

851
00:37:39,508 --> 00:37:41,134
No, when I realized I was so drunk

852
00:37:41,218 --> 00:37:42,761
I couldn't find his apartment,

853
00:37:42,844 --> 00:37:45,055
that's when I knew
that I wasn't thinking straight.

854
00:37:45,138 --> 00:37:46,098
So I went out and got really plastered.

855
00:37:46,473 --> 00:37:48,308
I'm not buying that
for a minute.

856
00:37:48,392 --> 00:37:49,685
You were in the building.

857
00:37:49,768 --> 00:37:50,936
You had motive to switch those reviews.

858
00:37:51,019 --> 00:37:52,437
You're a writer.

859
00:37:52,521 --> 00:37:53,981
You could have very easily
copied his style.

860
00:37:54,064 --> 00:37:55,440
You know how to use a computer.

861
00:37:55,524 --> 00:37:56,942
Lieutenant, how do you know that?

862
00:37:57,317 --> 00:37:58,735
We got a court order
to search his apartment.

863
00:37:58,819 --> 00:38:00,320
He owns a computer.

864
00:38:00,404 --> 00:38:03,031
Since when is it a crime
to own a computer?

865
00:38:03,115 --> 00:38:05,742
Besides, if I want to write
a favorable review of my play,

866
00:38:05,826 --> 00:38:07,536
I would have written
a better one than that.

867
00:38:07,619 --> 00:38:08,870
Whoever wrote it missed the whole point.

868
00:38:08,954 --> 00:38:10,914
Everybody's a critic.

869
00:38:10,998 --> 00:38:12,457
Consider yourself an arrested person.

870
00:38:12,833 --> 00:38:14,626
Lieutenant, look, I know Walter.

871
00:38:14,710 --> 00:38:16,211
Believe me, he--

872
00:38:16,294 --> 00:38:18,005
Mrs. Fletcher,
I know this isn't type-casting,

873
00:38:18,088 --> 00:38:19,631
but the killer in this script

874
00:38:19,715 --> 00:38:22,217
has Walter Knapf's name
written all over it.

875
00:38:22,300 --> 00:38:24,636
Jessica, please.

876
00:38:25,470 --> 00:38:27,264
Don't you worry, Walter.

877
00:38:27,347 --> 00:38:30,642
I have another script in mind
with some different casting.

878
00:38:37,691 --> 00:38:39,484
Like it? I'm a troll.

879
00:38:41,278 --> 00:38:42,571
Shayna asked me to come in early

880
00:38:42,654 --> 00:38:44,489
to try on the new hair and makeup.

881
00:38:44,573 --> 00:38:48,285
She read in some review
that witches are cliche.

882
00:38:48,368 --> 00:38:49,911
Well, I hate to think what Shayna will do

883
00:38:49,995 --> 00:38:52,581
when somebody writes
that trolls are cliche.

884
00:38:54,374 --> 00:38:56,376
Maybe it is a bit much.

885
00:38:57,961 --> 00:39:00,338
I mean, nobody would even recognize me.

886
00:39:02,382 --> 00:39:03,842
You must be very proud

887
00:39:03,925 --> 00:39:05,510
of having gotten that good notice

888
00:39:05,594 --> 00:39:06,970
from Elliot Easterbrook.

889
00:39:07,054 --> 00:39:09,222
It is really nice, isn't it?

890
00:39:09,306 --> 00:39:12,184
I thought, he really understood

891
00:39:12,267 --> 00:39:14,561
what I was trying to accomplish
with the role.

892
00:39:16,229 --> 00:39:18,023
Oh, yes, yes.

893
00:39:18,106 --> 00:39:20,192
Of course, an advanced look at the script

894
00:39:20,275 --> 00:39:22,069
must have helped him with that.

895
00:39:22,152 --> 00:39:24,029
Oh, I don't know.

896
00:39:24,112 --> 00:39:26,364
I mean, it changed so much since he--

897
00:39:26,448 --> 00:39:28,075
Wait a minute.

898
00:39:28,158 --> 00:39:29,993
What makes you think
I loaned him my script?

899
00:39:30,077 --> 00:39:31,787
Well, I saw it in his office.

900
00:39:31,870 --> 00:39:32,829
I assumed that you'd left it there.

901
00:39:32,913 --> 00:39:34,706
Oh, no.

902
00:39:34,790 --> 00:39:36,374
He probably just crammed it
in his briefcase

903
00:39:36,458 --> 00:39:38,627
along with everything else
when he left my place.

904
00:39:39,002 --> 00:39:41,630
I take it that
you're dating Mr. Easterbrook?

905
00:39:43,507 --> 00:39:45,675
If you can call it that.
We only went out once.

906
00:39:45,759 --> 00:39:47,511
Just once?

907
00:39:47,594 --> 00:39:50,013
What he wanted was so disgusting.

908
00:39:51,306 --> 00:39:52,724
Oh, I see, yeah.

909
00:39:52,808 --> 00:39:53,975
Oh, nothing kinky.

910
00:39:54,351 --> 00:39:56,561
Just four hours of dinner

911
00:39:56,645 --> 00:39:58,647
when all he did was talk about himself.

912
00:39:59,439 --> 00:40:00,524
It was all Shayna's idea.

913
00:40:00,607 --> 00:40:03,193
I told her she could do
her own dirty work.

914
00:40:03,276 --> 00:40:05,695
But, Morris, baby, I'm doing you a favor

915
00:40:05,779 --> 00:40:08,406
by letting you in on this new show early.

916
00:40:08,490 --> 00:40:09,407
[knocking at door]

917
00:40:09,491 --> 00:40:11,660
Come in.

918
00:40:11,743 --> 00:40:13,578
Yes, well, I hold an option. Mm-hmm.

919
00:40:13,662 --> 00:40:15,956
On another book by the same author,

920
00:40:16,039 --> 00:40:17,290
J.B. Fletcher--

921
00:40:17,666 --> 00:40:19,084
[laughs nervously]

922
00:40:19,167 --> 00:40:20,585
um, sweetie, baby,

923
00:40:20,669 --> 00:40:22,129
I'm going to have to get back to you.

924
00:40:22,212 --> 00:40:23,839
Mm-hmm. They need me.

925
00:40:23,922 --> 00:40:25,590
[chuckles]

926
00:40:25,674 --> 00:40:26,800
Ciao, baby.

927
00:40:29,177 --> 00:40:31,888
I wasn't aware that we were negotiating.

928
00:40:31,972 --> 00:40:34,015
Oh, well, I was going to call your agent

929
00:40:34,099 --> 00:40:36,184
first thing in the a.m.

930
00:40:36,268 --> 00:40:39,062
I suppose I really should
thank you, Shayna.

931
00:40:39,146 --> 00:40:41,606
I was just talking to Barbara,

932
00:40:41,690 --> 00:40:44,609
and it seems that
I have underestimated you.

933
00:40:44,693 --> 00:40:46,111
Oh, people do.

934
00:40:46,194 --> 00:40:47,946
That's part of being a woman in business.

935
00:40:49,573 --> 00:40:51,491
Well, I don't have to tell you, darling.

936
00:40:52,534 --> 00:40:54,911
I just had no idea
that you were so resourceful

937
00:40:54,995 --> 00:40:56,830
about assuring the success
of your productions.

938
00:40:56,913 --> 00:40:58,373
I mean, Barbara told me

939
00:40:58,456 --> 00:41:03,211
how you "introduced" her
to Elliot Easterbrook.

940
00:41:04,629 --> 00:41:07,090
Oh, that. That was nothing--

941
00:41:07,174 --> 00:41:10,135
A favor to Barbara, really.

942
00:41:10,218 --> 00:41:12,762
They seemed to be the kind
that could develop

943
00:41:12,846 --> 00:41:16,558
a mutually beneficial relationship.

944
00:41:16,641 --> 00:41:18,768
Shayna, I got those TV reviews
you wanted to pull quotes from.

945
00:41:18,852 --> 00:41:19,895
Easterbrook's on top.

946
00:41:19,978 --> 00:41:21,188
Mm, thanks.

947
00:41:21,271 --> 00:41:24,941
Jessica, this might interest you.

948
00:41:25,025 --> 00:41:27,485
Pulling pearls from swine.

949
00:41:29,154 --> 00:41:34,075
and Barbara Blair
shines briefly as a witch.

950
00:41:34,159 --> 00:41:37,454
Tony Jasper as the Woodsman
is appropriately wooden.

951
00:41:38,205 --> 00:41:39,581
That's it!

952
00:41:39,664 --> 00:41:40,957
No, no, Jessica.

953
00:41:41,041 --> 00:41:42,250
We're trying to find the good bits.

954
00:41:42,334 --> 00:41:43,627
I'm sorry, Shayna.

955
00:41:43,710 --> 00:41:44,836
I have to see a man about a play.

956
00:41:45,921 --> 00:41:49,049
Jessica! After all we've been through!

957
00:41:49,132 --> 00:41:51,551
I'll match any offer!

958
00:41:51,635 --> 00:41:52,844
Forget match!

959
00:41:57,349 --> 00:41:58,391
Mr. Easterbrook?

960
00:42:01,811 --> 00:42:02,938
Thank you for joining me.

961
00:42:04,189 --> 00:42:08,151
Curiosity, Mrs. Fletcher,
and nothing more.

962
00:42:08,235 --> 00:42:10,445
I do hope you don't construe this

963
00:42:10,528 --> 00:42:12,113
as an agreement with your proposal

964
00:42:12,197 --> 00:42:13,823
that we collaborate on a play.

965
00:42:14,866 --> 00:42:18,203
You know how I feel about mysteries.

966
00:42:18,286 --> 00:42:21,748
Well, that's why I wanted
your opinion on my idea.

967
00:42:21,831 --> 00:42:25,001
I knew that you would give it
a frank appraisal.

968
00:42:25,085 --> 00:42:26,670
Won't you sit down?

969
00:42:27,754 --> 00:42:29,589
Don't say I didn't warn you.

970
00:42:29,673 --> 00:42:32,509
The setting of the story is the theater.

971
00:42:32,592 --> 00:42:35,470
The victim is a powerful critic.

972
00:42:35,553 --> 00:42:37,472
Oh, dear.

973
00:42:37,555 --> 00:42:39,557
Art imitates life.

974
00:42:39,641 --> 00:42:42,018
Our killer is very meticulous,

975
00:42:42,102 --> 00:42:45,272
but he also has a flair for the dramatic.

976
00:42:45,355 --> 00:42:46,982
He plans his murder

977
00:42:47,065 --> 00:42:49,025
to coincide with the opening
of a new mystery play.

978
00:42:49,109 --> 00:42:50,986
After the curtain comes down,

979
00:42:51,069 --> 00:42:52,779
the killer goes to the critic's apartment.

980
00:42:54,281 --> 00:42:56,199
They know each other, and even though

981
00:42:56,283 --> 00:42:58,451
the critic is working
on his review of the show,

982
00:42:58,535 --> 00:43:00,912
he lets the killer in.

983
00:43:00,996 --> 00:43:04,082
Once inside, the killer shoots his victim.

984
00:43:05,375 --> 00:43:08,128
The killer erases from the computer disk

985
00:43:08,211 --> 00:43:12,132
the bad review his victim has been writing

986
00:43:12,215 --> 00:43:14,551
and replaces it with a rave review

987
00:43:14,634 --> 00:43:17,262
the murderer wrote earlier

988
00:43:17,345 --> 00:43:19,848
and took with him on his own disk.

989
00:43:21,725 --> 00:43:23,518
He calls the police with an anonymous tip

990
00:43:23,601 --> 00:43:27,397
that later proves
to be partially incorrect,

991
00:43:27,480 --> 00:43:29,274
making it look as if he's been framed,

992
00:43:29,357 --> 00:43:32,610
which, of course, he has, but by himself.

993
00:43:32,694 --> 00:43:35,030
This is why I don't like mysteries.

994
00:43:35,113 --> 00:43:37,657
This anonymous tip achieves what?

995
00:43:37,741 --> 00:43:39,701
He knows the police
will ultimately determine

996
00:43:39,784 --> 00:43:42,495
the time of death to be two hours earlier.

997
00:43:42,579 --> 00:43:44,247
Once he's been cleared,

998
00:43:44,331 --> 00:43:47,334
it's extremely unlikely
that he'd be accused again.

999
00:43:47,417 --> 00:43:50,712
But to be cleared, he must have an alibi.

1000
00:43:50,795 --> 00:43:52,047
He has the best.

1001
00:43:52,422 --> 00:43:54,674
He was appearing live on television

1002
00:43:54,758 --> 00:43:56,634
when the phony review
was received in the newspaper.

1003
00:43:56,718 --> 00:44:00,221
Quite a brilliant touch.

1004
00:44:00,305 --> 00:44:02,223
But I can't imagine

1005
00:44:02,307 --> 00:44:05,769
how he could be in two places
at the same time.

1006
00:44:05,852 --> 00:44:06,978
Oh, he wasn't, of course.

1007
00:44:07,354 --> 00:44:10,023
Everyone assumed that the phony review

1008
00:44:10,106 --> 00:44:11,900
was transmitted
from the victim's apartment

1009
00:44:11,983 --> 00:44:13,985
as his reviews usually were.

1010
00:44:14,069 --> 00:44:17,489
But it was actually transmitted
from the killer's own computer

1011
00:44:17,572 --> 00:44:20,658
at the television station
while he was on the air

1012
00:44:20,742 --> 00:44:24,913
delivering his review of the same play.

1013
00:44:27,290 --> 00:44:31,961
A bit far-fetched but quite brilliant.

1014
00:44:32,045 --> 00:44:35,632
I doff my chapeau to you,
madame authoress.

1015
00:44:35,715 --> 00:44:39,260
What we're dealing with here
is a perfect crime.

1016
00:44:39,344 --> 00:44:43,098
It could be perfect, yes,
except that Moliere was right.

1017
00:44:44,599 --> 00:44:46,309
In what respect?

1018
00:44:46,393 --> 00:44:49,270
The theater is unpredictable.

1019
00:44:49,354 --> 00:44:50,980
You see, Mr. Easterbrook,

1020
00:44:51,064 --> 00:44:53,817
there was a cast change opening night.

1021
00:44:53,983 --> 00:44:56,111
And since you came in late,
you missed the announcement

1022
00:44:56,194 --> 00:44:58,154
and used the name of the wrong actor

1023
00:44:58,238 --> 00:45:00,323
in your TV review and in the phony review

1024
00:45:00,407 --> 00:45:02,492
you wrote under Mr. O'Mara's name.

1025
00:45:02,575 --> 00:45:04,494
I see we've switched

1026
00:45:04,577 --> 00:45:07,455
from the third person to the second.

1027
00:45:07,539 --> 00:45:09,707
Even a fictional judge and jury

1028
00:45:09,791 --> 00:45:12,085
would hardly accept that as proof.

1029
00:45:12,168 --> 00:45:13,211
True.

1030
00:45:13,294 --> 00:45:16,089
But they would accept
the TV station's phone log.

1031
00:45:19,384 --> 00:45:20,301
I beg your pardon?

1032
00:45:20,385 --> 00:45:22,095
Your station's log

1033
00:45:22,178 --> 00:45:25,223
shows a five-minute call
to The Chronicle at 11:15,

1034
00:45:25,306 --> 00:45:29,269
exactly the time it took
to transmit the phony review.

1035
00:45:30,979 --> 00:45:33,106
[clears throat]

1036
00:45:33,189 --> 00:45:37,360
Even the finest works of art
have their flaws.

1037
00:45:39,279 --> 00:45:42,365
Congratulations, Mrs. Fletcher.

1038
00:45:42,449 --> 00:45:44,159
The only thing missing is a motive.

1039
00:45:46,453 --> 00:45:49,080
Yes. I wondered about that.

1040
00:45:51,833 --> 00:45:56,129
Imagine a young and impressionable writer

1041
00:45:57,755 --> 00:46:03,470
who has his first play produced
off-off-off Broadway.

1042
00:46:03,928 --> 00:46:06,014
It's not perfect.

1043
00:46:06,097 --> 00:46:08,808
But he has talent, and it's a start.

1044
00:46:08,892 --> 00:46:11,978
And imagine a critic
from a second-rate newspaper

1045
00:46:12,061 --> 00:46:14,564
trying to make a name for himself.

1046
00:46:14,647 --> 00:46:16,900
His review of the play is devastating--

1047
00:46:16,983 --> 00:46:18,735
So devastating

1048
00:46:18,818 --> 00:46:20,987
the young playwright
never writes another play.

1049
00:46:21,362 --> 00:46:24,240
No, instead, he becomes a critic himself

1050
00:46:24,324 --> 00:46:27,619
and vows to best his destroyer
at his own game.

1051
00:46:27,702 --> 00:46:29,537
But it's not enough.

1052
00:46:29,621 --> 00:46:34,167
It's not enough to eradicate the pain.

1053
00:46:34,250 --> 00:46:36,461
Only one thing can do that.

1054
00:46:36,544 --> 00:46:37,754
Mr. Easterbrook?

1055
00:46:39,923 --> 00:46:43,343
The detective in the wings, Mrs. Fletcher?

1056
00:46:44,719 --> 00:46:49,516
I suppose I should have expected
a climax so cliche.

1057
00:46:53,102 --> 00:46:55,313
You know, personally,
I liked this guy's ending.

1058
00:46:55,396 --> 00:46:56,648
But there's one thing that bothers me.

1059
00:46:57,941 --> 00:47:00,860
How did you know the tv station
logged their phone calls?

1060
00:47:02,195 --> 00:47:04,822
Well, if they don't, they ought to.


